Monday, February 06, 2006

Does YOUR Pee Glow in the Dark?

It used to be, when I got injected with radioactive dye for a medical test, they handed me a warning about the radioactive stuff getting excreted in urine, so take extra good cleanliness precautions.

Translation: Wash your hands real good after peeing, cause now you got pee that glows in the dark.

I didn't get those warnings the last couple of times - not for the foot studies just before Christmas, or the stress test yesterday.

Hmmmmm...Why?

Did protocol change? Or it's some different type of dye these days?

Last night after a good long pee I quick turned off all the lights and looked long and hard into the toilet.

No glow.

There never is.

Which always makes me feel a little bit ripped off.

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