Wednesday, January 10, 2007

:-O !!! Now I KNOW He's Not Well!


People.

PEOPLE.

LOOK WHAT I FOUND IN THE BATHROOM!!!!!!!!

He CHANGED it!

It was EMPTY!!!!

Excuse me. I need a moment.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

AFTER CHANGING THE TOILET PAPER ROLL FOR MY *SWEETHEART* UMPTEEN THOUSANDS OF TIMES SHE FINALLY NOTICED IT.

MANY A TIME I WAS GRUMBLING UNDER MY BREATH ABOUT THE TOILET PAPER ROLL SITTING ON TOP OF THE SINK WHERE SHE PUT IT - INSTEAD OF ACTUALLY *CHANGING* IT - AND GENTLY, REVERENTLY, AND WITHOUT A PEEP, PUT IT IN ITS PROPER PLACE MYSELF.

JUST BECAUSE THE MYTHICAL HUSBAND DOESN'T PUT THE TOILET SEAT DOWN, OR IN THIS CASE CHANGE THE TOILET PAPER ROLL, DOESN'T MEAN *THIS* HUSBAND DOESN'T!

LOVE,

LONG-SUFFERING HUSBAND,

WALTER

KeesKennis said...

I never got the hang of how those things work.
Bully for him

k said...

Mr. Keesie, my guy is a man of many and divers talents.

As you can see.

Which, of course, makes me proud of him, no end.

So to speak.

I hope that helps to sustain me as I have clearly and royally, uh, screwed up here, and completely overlooked the Real Truth of what was going on...

(she barks out from the doghouse...)

Desert Cat said...

Woof.

Y'know the doghouse isn't so bad once you get central a/c installed and a fresh coat of paint on the walls.

Indoor plumbing (including tp rolls) might be a bit much to ask however.

Just for the record: *if* there is a roll taken down from the high shelf and waiting on the low shelf (within reach of one seated on the throne), then I will certainly change the empty roll.

If, on the other hand, I'm forced to scrounge for used kleenex out of the trash with which to finish my "business", well then my dysphoria and confustication will be shared by the next user.

Cindi said...

Ahh, it looks like he put it with the paper going over rather than under too...just the way I like it! lol

There is a restroom that I use at work that is near the chemo room. I am guilty of changing the toilet paper roll to make the paper go over instead of under. I think it is harder to grab the paper when it is under with the dangling paper going flush against the wall sometimes. I am a bit touched aren't I? LOL

Catfish said...

He must have given out of paper, that is why it is changed?

Jean said...

WooHoo...you go, Walter!!

uhhh...no pun intended.

k said...

Mr. Catfish, yes. You hit the nail on the head.

So did he. He figured it out all by himself!!! And ME??? I never knew.

I got me one fine man here, guys.

And Jean, puns are GOOD for him.