Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Wal-Mart Worker Finds Man Glued to Toilet

Details! DETAILS!!! What is WITH these terse little snippets? How could any reporter, any editor, just let it go out this way? So many interesting questions, unanswered!


Wal-Mart Worker Finds Man Glued to Toilet

May 02 5:41 PM US/Eastern
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A 20-year-old was found by a Wal-Mart employee in the bathroom Sunday night after he sat down and was glued to the toilet seat.

The man, whose name was not released by police, was taken to the hospital late Sunday night, said Lt. Cheryl Rantz of the Salisbury Police Department.

"The man had gone into the bathroom and sat down," she said. "He was banging on the wall when the employee came in."

Rantz said the man was treated and released.


Desert Cat said...

Glued hisSELF to the toilet seat, no doubt.

For the attention.

For the lawsuit.

k said...

ah HAH! Excellent point! And often IS the Answer to the Inexplicable.

However!: Wouldn't you think he'd have wanted his name in the paper, then? I mean, why hold back when it's publicity you want?

Unless the article's scantity was a snide response to his quest for largesse...